Ladies (and gentlemen, since I know there are many men who follow this site)…I introduce to you…the Classics FOUR!!! (Also known as Ryan Callahan, Dan Girardi, Henrik Lundqvist and Brandon Dubinsky)
The ladies now have my permission to swoon (also, the men might too, but over the sweet jerseys). Oh, and this picture was taken at the unveiling of the jersey ceremony at Wollman Rink at Central Park on Monday. Oh, did I mention I ran right past that rink doing a three-miler yesterday and had no idea? Yeah, some fan *I* am. /sarcasm
Now, I have a bit of a dilemma here. Actually, it’s more of a command.
I NEED TO GO TO THE WINTER CLASSIC. It’s not a want. It’s a necessity. I need to be there.
Now, my husband chides me, because it’s not an exhibition, it’s just a “regular game.” But outdoors. In the cold. In Philadelphia. Nearby. It’s a special event. And my team is playing in it.
I NEED TO BE THERE.
So I am whoring myself out to whomever would like to offer their ticket to me. Now, I will pay for it. Problem is, I won’t pay $900 to sit in the 400 level for one goddamn seat. See, I’ll try to appeal to your sense and sensibility by saying…I am funemployed. Well, I may not be by then. But I am right now. I know tons of people going. But they are all committed to going with someone else. Bastards.
So I will need a nice person who would like to offer their ticket at face value (charge me 10% over if you want to *make* money off it), and I’ll be responsible for buying beer. Oh, and if you’re driving and don’t wish to drink, I’ll buy food…or your parking fees. Whatever. I want to go. Scratch that. I NEED TO GO.
So I can see these fine-ass men skating around in the cold and my nipples will be hard for reasons other than the cold.
Erm, was that too much?
I need to be there. Period. Someone help me make it happen. Kthxbye.